acdii Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Those further north will get some of the bottom ones Jeff Foxworthy on Illinois:If your last governor is headed for prison and the governor before him is already there,You might live in Illinois .If your latest US Senator lied to get the job,You might live in Illinois ..If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,You might live in Illinois ..If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there,You might live in Illinois .If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,You might live in Illinois ..If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time,You might live in Illinois .If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,You might live in Illinois ...If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed awrong number,You might live in Illinois .YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Illinoisian WHEN:1. Vacation means going north or south on I-55 or I-57 for the weekend.2. You measure distance in hours.3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,without flinching.6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.8. You carry jumper cables in your car and know how to use them.9. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.11. You know all 5 seasons: almost winter,winter, still winter, road construction, &It's Hot.12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to yourblue spruce.13. Down south means Missouri to you.14. A brat is something you eat.15. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.16.. You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.17. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.18. You find 0 degrees a "little chilly."19. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all yourIllinois friends. (What's not to understand?) 1 ace8726872 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neod192 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Most of those "YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Illinoisian WHEN:" also apply to people from Michigan, so they're wrong! LOL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
acdii Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Oh, do your governors make license plates too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hybridbear Report post Posted March 26, 2013 If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,You might live in Illinois .. If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there,You might live in Illinois . If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,You might live in Illinois .. If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time,You might live in Illinois . If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,You might live in Illinois ... 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again. 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,without flinching. 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and know how to use them. 9. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 11. You know all 5 seasons: almost winter,winter, still winter, road construction, &It's Hot. 13. Down south means Missouri to you. 14. A brat is something you eat. 17. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. 18. You find 0 degrees a "little chilly." All the ones above also apply to Minnesotans LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robertlane Report post Posted March 26, 2013 y'all are insane! :hysterical: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mokee Report post Posted March 26, 2013 If your last governor is headed for prison and the governor before him is already there,You might live in Illinois . How about, If four of the last seven governors were in prison you might live in Illinois. In Michigan somebody asked me where I was from. Replying Illinois, they quipped, "the slogan on your license plate oughta be changed from 'Land of Lincoln' to 'Personally made in Illinois by a former Governor'." Rod Blagojevik, George Ryan, Dan Walker and Otto Kerner, all doing or did time. 1 acdii reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ace8726872 Report post Posted March 27, 2013 California isn't all that bad after all!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tombarker13ffh Report post Posted March 27, 2013 All true except I don't vacation in Illinois lol 1 acdii reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
