Food poisoning sucks!

[hybridbear]

I got food poisoning from something I ate yesterday. I didn't have a very restful night, as you can imagine. I am starting to feel better today, but I'm still not feeling great. This is the first time I've had food poisoning, and I have to say that it sucks!

 

Does anyone have any "funny" food poisoning stories? Or other stories that they want to share?

[Easy Rider]

I've been "poisoned" by liquid "food" a few times........but not recently. :)

[Texasota]

I've been "poisoned" by liquid "food" a few times........but not recently. :)

I have heard it referred to as "liquid courage" before but I think this is the first time I have heard of "liquid food". ;)

[Cobra348]

I've been "poisoned" by liquid "food" a few times........but not recently. :)

Ahhh yes! Vitamin "A" ... in healthy doses. Can be mighty painful sometimes ... the next day.

[acdii]

Blowing both ends at the same time and filling your sweat pants, not a good day, especially if it happens at a Country Buffet.

[GrySql]

Ya know, that almost rhymes, lemme work on it... mmmmm, ok How's this?

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Blowing both ends on the same date,

and filling your pants instead of your plate,

makes a bad day,

at the Country Buffet.

 

:salute:

[acdii]

There once was a man name Luke

He ate something that made him puke

He then had no fun

As he then had the runs

He was so sad

As he spent all day in the can

Edited April 26, 2015 by acdii

[GrySql]

There once was a man name Luke

He ate something that made him puke

He then had no fun

As he then had the runs

He was so sad

As he spent all day in the can

(Buzzer sounds) DQ...

Fun and runs don't rhyme, neither do sad and can.

I win...

 

(contest ends with our hero hypermiling into the sunset)

Edited April 26, 2015 by GrySql

[acdii]

Eet was supposed to be a lymerick, not a ryhme, but it was too sick, so I didn't give it much time.

[nv rick]

Both the wife and I got hit a few weeks ago after eating ice cream at an ice cream parlor.

We constantly get BOGO coupons, but it will be a long time before we'll use one again.

And you know the old saying: "misery loves company"? Not even when that company is your true love.

[tr7driver]

My daughter and her husband had it over the weekend. I hope you are over it quickly and feeling better by the time you read this.